It’s been a while since I posted anything, so here’s an obligatory update.

Last night around noon the man and I were settling in to watch The Chronicles of Riddick when my cell rings. I was kind of hoping it was my parents or sister calling me back, but it was a local number. The only local person I know is my husband, so I let it go to voicemail.

As we’re going to bed, I go ahead and check the message. Turns out it was about a minute and a half of some woman moaning. I was so surprised by this  message that I didn’t listen enough to hear if she was flying solo or not. I passed the phone over to my husband and he deleted it on me before I could further my investigation.

This has left me with several questions.

Who is this random woman calling me while working up to orgasm?  It was nice of her to let me in on her good times, but it was rather “stranger in a back alley”.

What would have happened if I’d actually picked up the call instead of it going to voicemail?

Was this an accidental dial? We all know butt-dialing happens, but I can’t think of any point in time where I’ve been so into it that I ignored the cellphone grinding into my ass. Or perhaps it wasn’t exactly “butt” dialing.

Someone let me know, does the new iPhone come with a “”BoB app”? {That’s Battery Operated Boyfriend for the uninitiated.}

And if it does, why is it calling me?

And where do I get one?

I’ve been getting a lot of search hits on the Razer Naga that look like people searching for the normal drivers. Here’s a link to the last driver version without the stupid Synapse crap. Don’t worry, it’s the hidden location on Razer’s site.

Razer Naga Configurator Drivers

Dear RuPaul,

We love you. We love Drag Race. You make Mondays awesome and every time I hear you on interviews and the like, I feel all warm and fuzzy. You are class all the way.

XOXO,

Subject_A and Subject_B

PS – Sharon Needles, Latrice Royal and Chad Michaels – Work it!!

Edit – TLDR – Synapse sucks, Razer sucks for shoving Synapse down my throat. Link to the last Razer Naga drivers that used the Configurator at the bottom of the post. Enjoy.

So, yesterday I went in and checked my Razer Naga to see if there were any driver upgrades and the only thing I find in the Drivers section of the Razer site is something called Synapse 2.0. I browsed around a bit and figured I’d give it a shot.

First attempt at installing finds the install having a fit as it keeps trying to reinstall itself over and over again until I kill it. Being that it was dinner time, I decided to put it off until today. Continue reading →